that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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