Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
then he tried to convert me to islam
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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