sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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