The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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