she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's blow job season.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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