God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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