So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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