It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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