You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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