I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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