it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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