i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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