Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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