At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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