I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
