Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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