"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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