oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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