The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
tell me about the fingering
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