Sponge bath it is.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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