Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
