is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
