OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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