I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
honey bunches of taint.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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