haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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