The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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