Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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