Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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