You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
