butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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