i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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