: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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