Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Found your dick twin last night
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's shark week go big or go home
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
