He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
false alarm. still invincible.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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