i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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