covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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