So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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