So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
third nipple confirmed
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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