Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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