One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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