He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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