if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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