I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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