Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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