guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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