Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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