how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
vagina is talking i cant
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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