Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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