Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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