She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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