pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
wow bdsm is so cute
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